comp-u-terd

The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
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terd burglar

terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.
how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off
by quess March 31, 2005
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king shit of terd island

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Terd in the punch bowl

This is when a person becomes a hindrance on any type of group activity or event by raising concerns and not going along with the crowd.
Why is Greg such a Terd in the punch bowl. I know he ruins every party by telling his stories of how donkeys are great companions, we keep telling him chicks don't want to hear about donkeys. After reading the secret that guy has been a real drag.
by directly at the sun April 13, 2010
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Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up
That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.
by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010
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terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.
Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.
by metal_buds September 18, 2012
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Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.
Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.
by da boss of da bawss April 25, 2009
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