Gore Tandem

a group of overweight people (gores) walking side by side or in a straight line fashion, often taking up a large majority of the provided walking way

Professor: Jim Boy, why are you late to class?

Jim Boy: Sorry professor, I got stuck behind a gore tandem.

Professor: Oh don't worry, that's perfectly understandable.

by Nhoj Nosnikta December 2, 2011

tandom rollers

When two inconsiderate drivers drive side by side not allowing others to pass.

I wish those damn tandom rollers would get the hell out of the way!

by Scott Smith January 26, 2004

tandoori oven

When an East Indian guy farts in bed, under the covers.

Apu! It stinks in here, did you make a tandoori oven?

by BCRafe October 23, 2007

tading

A useless fuck.

Jacob is such a tading.

by milf mafia December 7, 2014

tandom bicycle

A popular sex move where an intimate couple is having doggie style sex... The male bear huges the female and springs onto his back while keeping his dick in her vagina... Once on their backs the couple peddles their legs as if riding a bike. Usually used as the final position of the night.

"Im almost about to spurt babe, you wanna move to the tandom bicycle now?"

by Nuchibuchi August 15, 2006

Aryan Tandon

He is a really big loser. People that talk with him want to leave the country. Aryan Tandon is a hideous man and anyone that describes him as "famous" or "cool" is an actual pimp. So, for your safety, do not come in contact with anyone named Aryan Tandon. As they are known for being paedophiles and retarded sewer rats.

fuck you Aryan Tandon. gotem.

by Aryan Tandon has a small dick March 11, 2020

Tandem Bike

An FMF threesome where one woman rides the dick while the other woman rides the man's face.

The threesome fantasy was complete when ladies laid him on his back and rode him like a Tandem Bike.

by Jamalizm August 5, 2010