Tabatha

The love of my life. Someone meant to be a forever and always and nothing less. Beautiful, smart, creative. If she doesn't say quit then she isn't the right Tabatha.

I love you Tabatha

by Mummbles/Snoozer March 18, 2010

can'tabis

A person who shuns marijuana usage. A play on the word cannabis.

Nancy: Say no to drugs.
Ronald: Come on Nance, don't be a can'tabis.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007

Tabitha

One badass girl. ;)

Tabitha looks absolutely stunning today!
Dang, that hot lifeguard is totally checking Tabitha out!
Tabitha is amazing.
I'm so lucky to have Tabitha as a friend.

by dontmatter12 August 25, 2011

tabin

a man who's knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by his zest for kung-fu treachery.

those who know tabin, know.

by princess slab February 7, 2010

Tahitian Twist

When one man squatted above another man who is upside-down, on his shoulders, and is facing 180 degrees away from the other, puts each of their respective cock's in the opposing man's asshole and then begins to rotate in a circular motion whilst hopping up and down. This is a Tahitian Twist.

The Tahitian Twist is estimated to have been developed between AD 300 and 800 when early cock-loving Polynesians settled in Tahiti and wanted to claim man cock & ass for their own. Many methods were tried and failed but the Tahitian Twist prevailed and is still in practice by many homo-sexual civilizations to this day.

This lemonade tastes excellent and the grapes are delicious, if I didn't fuck goats I would tackle you into a Tahitian Twist! *slurps goat cock*

by -Anti- April 30, 2008

tabitis

the condition in firefox (the choice of any self-respecting internet user) where one finds themselves overwhelmed by the massive amount of tabs they have open. This can be cured by getting an add-on that lets you store tabs.

"I was shopping for cars and opened so many tabs that they didn't fit! I must have tabitis..."

by jf713jf August 16, 2008

Tabatha

A very beautiful girl with blue eyes and long curly hair. A girl any man would be fortunate to have. Sweet, affectionate, and passionate person who loves family and friends. Smart, witty, great sense of humor with a twist of sarcasium from time to time. Fun to be around. You are very luck if you ever meet a Tabatha.

I was totally taken back by her generousity and kindness....she must be a Tabatha!

by jokeyjokemaker February 15, 2010