Shitshaman

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan

That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?

by roberto lewis November 2, 2009

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 8, 2017

Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits

I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.

by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018

Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009

dip shits

A person who's actions suggest they are stupid or dim witted

That ball boy is a real dip shit.

by Bruce January 3, 2004

Off the shits

Short term is OTS, This means a person is either high drunk or rolling. Rolling is the slang term for high on a pill. Originated in Chicago but now known wide because of a rap group known as GBE.

Just smoked a thoint i'm off the shits

This flat got me off the shits

Sippin on this hen i'm off the shits

by ChicagoNative February 11, 2013