stumbler

It truly is a fat fucking cone.

"He romped me a stumbler and I was on my ass."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Stumblesploiter

When a website is classified under most categories, when they do not apply to it.

Neopets.com is a stumblesploiter, as it is classified under most, if not all, stumbleupon categories.

by MatthewJA April 24, 2009

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.

Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...

by Johny Girth August 6, 2010

Stumblehome

The act of getting intoxicated and walking home.

I was too drunk to drive, so Steve and I pulled the ol' stumblehome.

by switchblade jake August 15, 2010

Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.

Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.

by Jennifer 12345677777777777 July 6, 2011

StumbleKlonk

The Act of klonking your way through life while consuming copious amounts PM pain relievers. Lends itself to bruised shins and hazy conceptions of reality....

He's been stumbleklonking for all his heros at the methadone clinic ...... all on a volunteer basis of course!

by Bat_Guano July 29, 2011