Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
by Megatron81 July 6, 2014
Get the Staining Wood mug.A (typically male) social media creeper's favorite phrase used to compliment a female, which roughly translates to: "I'm jerking off to this pic right now..." or "I will definitely jerk off to this pic in the near future...but I can't type that or I'll get blocked/deleted/shunned, so instead I'll type 'stunning' so she thinks I'm classy. But everyone knows this is a thin veneer that fails to hide my insatiable pervitude."
"Simply stunning." he typed as he wanked to her new profile pic.
She finally sent him the topless pic he had been begging her for for weeks. He replied "Absolutely stunning."
She finally sent him the topless pic he had been begging her for for weeks. He replied "Absolutely stunning."
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Get the Stunning mug.An activity regularly engaged in by one Josh Stein. In essence, when a particular situation presents itself, especially one of adverse circumstances, Josh begins to recklessly utilize profane and swing his arms with complete disregard for human safety. Furthermore, various sound effects and or hysterical laughing may accompany the aforementioned description. This event, while annoying, can be rather humorous and it is widely encouraged that if you bear witness to Mr. Stein while he is deeply involved in a Stein out, rag on him as much as possible.
*Jimbo, while in a drunken stupor,drops beer can at party and its contents covers Josh's pants and the floor*
Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!
Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!
Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.
Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!
Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!
Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.
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