Thinking straight

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

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Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010

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Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.

You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking

by sumguy91 July 31, 2012

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ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

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That's what I was thinking

Most commonly said by those who have no freaking clue what is going on. Yet, they feel compelled to say, “That’s what I was thinking!” In hopes of you thinking they might just be smart or cool.

Person1: ...and that is how you boil water.
Person2: "That's what I was thinking".

by 7eleven December 3, 2007

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