Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

Chicago Steamship

the act in which two or more individuals overpower another helpless individual so that one attacker may pull down his or her pants, spread his or her buttocks over the victim's face, and flatulate and/or defecate in the said face, often leading to asphyxiation of the victim

Melissa rounded the corner, going about her business, but as she did, she was helplessly attacked by Christian and Keith, who proceeded to pin her down and exchange roles in a perfectly executed Chicago Steamship. This, as do many Chicago Steamships, led to hospitalization.

by Harold Fitz October 31, 2009

Vaginal Steam Bath

When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.

Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath

by CactusKing February 21, 2014

Steamy Dragon

Symbolic:
This is when a girl gets semen in her mouth from a guy and then it all comes out through the nose because she had to sneeze

After Jutta made it all come out, she had a steamy dragon

by Constantijn August 5, 2009

southside steamer

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

big steaming shit

1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.

2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.

3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.

1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.

2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.

3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013