Skip to main content

making steals

An evasive maneuver, intentional, dangerous, and often illegal in a motor vehicle. Steals are made in order to save time, to gain a more favorable position, or just because you are impatient. Steals must be completed without causing an accident, bodily harm, property damage, and without getting the attention of law enforcement. (Completion of a steal is followed by a fist bump if you are in the company of others).
Making steals would include making an illegal left turn during rush hour traffic across a 3-lane highway without causing an accident.
by Michael A. Price September 16, 2009
mugGet the making steals mug.

Pun-Stealer

Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.
(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----

(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!

(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"
by Foxy McFoxerton May 5, 2010
mugGet the Pun-Stealer mug.

Steal off

To give the first punch. Where the person did not expect it, or where they did expect it but it was to fast for them to react.

to suprise someone with a blow to the face.

to steal the first blow in a fight hence steal off, since normally people "square up" in a fight so you punch them before they square up.
He was talking to my girl so i had to steal off on him.
by icecreamman33 May 30, 2009
mugGet the Steal off mug.

Stealthie

A secretly taken photograph
A: I finally took a pic of my girl! Here Shows pic
B: Why she lookin' away?
A: It's a stealthie! She don't know I took that
by StealthNinja February 15, 2015
mugGet the Stealthie mug.

Stealth clown

This is a state of mind in which a person mistakes themselves as being a "stealth clown" but is actually an over paid, pen pushing, "community official", supposed "strategist", semi-retarted, sells recycled bullshit, OMA lover, lazy piece of shit, butt plugging, homosexual, 3d intro loving boweler.
Ice cweammm ice cweam"." do you like my t-shirt tucked in, or tucked out? or possibly like this.... " "I'm a Stealth clown
by kellybuss June 1, 2010
mugGet the Stealth clown mug.

stealie

The half-red, half-blue skeleton symbol associated with the Grateful Dead.
I knew she was a Deadhead when I saw the stealie.
by Dedhed December 1, 2004
mugGet the stealie mug.

'tis the season, for the stealin'

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.
Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.
by YAWA November 14, 2018
mugGet the 'tis the season, for the stealin' mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email