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Starbucksy

One who's follows a trend but has no idea why they like it. One who "loves" or is "addicted to" something, but has know idea why.

One who has no personality,one who follows cause they have none of their own personal opinion on life. One who is dependent on the latest celebrity to release a trend so they can follow them.

One who has excess amounts of money and spends it only on themselves.
The starbucksy crowd started showing up after a rave review by a celebrity, now the only people there are Wannabes.
by reallcs October 30, 2010
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Starbucks

A Posh, upscale, trendy, pretentious coffee shop franchaise hell-bent on putting their more sincere competitors (like Dunkin' Donuts) out of business with their "designer" coffee and latte blends that are merely an ultra-sweetened and enriched concoction of Maxwell House, liquid shit and rat semen. They are mostly frequented by snotty, cardigan-wearing yuppie cocksuckers, corporate scumbags in three-piece suits and working class drones who think paying $4.00 for a cup of coffee makes them more successful and important.
FIREMAN: Oh, sir...sir! The World Trade Center has just collapsed and many survivors need help! Do you have any water you can spare?
STARBUCKS VENDOR: Sure. I have some bottled water over here you can have... for 300 bucks a bottle! Heh heh heh!
FIREMAN: You heartless slug... fuck you!
by Rollo & Biff October 30, 2006
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Starbucks

A clean and convenient coffee-related beverage provider that allows one to go get a consistently good cup of coffee no matter what town/airport you might be stuck in at the moment. Also, a delightful refuge from the hordes of "hometown" coffee shops run by people with bad attitudes who think they're too good for their jobs and intend to take that fact out on you for bothering to want a beverage served by them in the first place...

See also: A place that the average "Anti-popular-culture-trend-is" Spaz, likes to deride in large groups in order to clearly distinguish themselves from "The Man", "Yuppies," "Rich People", etc. Even though, they'd sell out in a second if they had a chance.
Example: No matter where I travel, I'm always able to order my "decaf-iced-soy-latte" and know that they'll make it right, thanks to the good people at Starbucks.
by SlinksterFeline June 20, 2005
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Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.
Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.
by evildave August 26, 2010
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Starbucks Spelling

A technique of spelling in which one takes great steps in butchering the most simple of names.
John becomes Jonh
Ian becomes Eien

What the hell is that gibberish on the side of your cappuccino?
Oh, I think that was a sad attempt at my name. You can never tell with Starbucks Spelling...
by ERINNNN!! September 13, 2009
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starbucks drinker

A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.
"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.
by AragornElessar November 14, 2009
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Starbucks

Ashley - Wanna go to Starbucks?
Jadeveon (to his friend) - I gotta get my hands on this crack they put in that shit every cracker loves it
by skankhunt53 December 1, 2016
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