Stab & Grab Truck

Aka Repossession /parking enforcement type of self loading under reach configuration wrecker tow truck , method performed is Truck works very quickly to stab under vehicle activate L arms lift vehicle & vacate location before debtor/negligent driver can arrive & cause issue

Yo brah I saw the stab & grab truck scoop up Jamal’s Infiniti at zero dark thirty! Bank don’t play !

by Scratch Legba March 27, 2025

28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.

by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.

I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020

Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013

Flab Stab

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

we stab

an auto corrected version of "we stan"

gaby: look at this
emilio: we stab
gaby: ah yes

by lesbiangoose August 19, 2020