Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?
Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.
Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris January 15, 2016
1. One who has transformed his/her brain from a complex sensory-processing organ critical to life existence, to a mass of ill-functioning goo (squish) with excessive & unmoderated drug-use.
The term "squish head" appeared in the original Twin Peaks, S2 - E5; it was used to refer to the cocaine-running Renault brothers - who were from Canada - as "...glue-sniffing, squish heads...".
by DharmaPunk70 June 24, 2017
Freddy: Hey William what are you doing tonight?
William: I'm just gonna go home and get some pink squish.
William: I'm just gonna go home and get some pink squish.
by Pussydestroyer3001 May 27, 2018
The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 23, 2022
1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth
2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."
2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."
"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"
"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."
"Dude nice!"
"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."
by The Grape Squisher November 03, 2013
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 19, 2020