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Squirtleneck

The sudden post sex squeezing of your dick by a woman’s vagina right after you cum.. There’s that calm quiet moment and then Bam! Out of nowhere, it’s like her snake is eating your hamster... your limp lifeless hamster.. feels like a turtleneck...
Watch out for that one, if I were you I’d get in and get out before any squirtleneck occurs.. She’s got a reputation for that ya know...
by Burntybayer March 30, 2019
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squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
by fruit salad May 13, 2005
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Squirtpee

The fluid that women ejaculate during oral sex, that may or may not be urine.
While Walter was eating out his girlfriend , she squirtpeed in his mouth, claiming it to be female ejaculate, but it sure tasted like pee. ( not sure we want to know how he knew what pee tastes like.)
by Wes with one "s". May 4, 2017
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squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
You girls getting ready to start squirting September?
by Annskd December 1, 2017
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Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".
Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.
by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020
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Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR
Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?
by bruhlarke September 2, 2022
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super squirtle

the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).
my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!
by cheif1nut December 30, 2013
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