skipping school

the act of pretending to go to school but actually taking part in other uneducational activities

I caught my daughter skipping school with her boyfriend

by stackingmula November 7, 2014

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

skipping

searching through rubbish skips for useable stuff, esp. supermarket food skips

by Anonymous September 23, 2002

Anti-shipping

When someone is against a certain two people dating each other; the opposite of "shipping"

I'm anti-shipping it. He's not good enough for her.

by Evan Bouvier May 19, 2017

Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.

Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.

by Sexasauras September 29, 2012

Slipping

When an age regressor regresses into their younger headspace

We noticed her slipping in the hallway between classes

by Bruh_87 February 24, 2021

Knuckle Slipping

To have your nipples sucked while hanging from the monkeybars.

After class one night two frisky law students walked to the park and he started knuckle slipping her.

by CrackerJax78 April 1, 2010