squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004

squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.

She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.

by djstan627 December 29, 2011

turd squirter

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

by poopshoota November 14, 2010

ketchup squirter

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will

guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing

by a white racist-dom f July 27, 2011

squirtleheading

When you fart and instead of following through just a small
amount of wet excriment hits the inside of the pants

Adam came in the other day and confessed to squirtleheading only a few hours earlier.

by Isaaldo November 16, 2011

Squinkle

SQUINKLES, n.: in the likeness of sprinkles; however, more warm and fuzzy; occurring in regions that trigger excitement, laughter, love, and/or feelings of self-combustion; POP!

When I feel lovey, I like to give my boyfriend squinkles.

by norsefjords June 28, 2012

squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021