I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007
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What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?
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by Natalie September 20, 2003
Get the jack squat mug.The act of using one's laptop, phone, or other device with internet connectivity to surf the internet while sitting on the toilet. Whether one went into the bathroom to take a shit or exclusively to surf the internet.
Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you beating the dead goat?"
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."
by Sex Cake December 28, 2008
Get the squat and surf mug.In casual US Army Airborne lingo, hold squat is used as an expression when you have to wait on someone or something else before you can complete a task, or to mean hang tight motherfucker, I got this..
The casual usage of the word is derived from the command "Hold, Squat" issued during the Jumpmaster Personnel Inspection (JMPI) sequence for combat equipped Paratroopers in the US Army. It is issued at the time in the sequence when the jumper is to lift his ruck, which is hanging at his waist, and squat down so that the Jumpmaster may inspect the underside of the ruck and parts of the parachute harness that would be obscured from view by the ruck.
The casual usage of the word is derived from the command "Hold, Squat" issued during the Jumpmaster Personnel Inspection (JMPI) sequence for combat equipped Paratroopers in the US Army. It is issued at the time in the sequence when the jumper is to lift his ruck, which is hanging at his waist, and squat down so that the Jumpmaster may inspect the underside of the ruck and parts of the parachute harness that would be obscured from view by the ruck.
Specialist: "SGT someone called asking if you had done blah-blahblah."
Sergeant: "Yeah I'm all over that, tell them to hold squat."
Platoon Sergeant: "Hey did you send those guys out there to fix that fuckin' antenna?"
Section Sergeant: "Well we're in a hold squat pattern on that right now cause it's too dark and the wind is too high for them to fuck with it safely."
Sergeant: "Yeah I'm all over that, tell them to hold squat."
Platoon Sergeant: "Hey did you send those guys out there to fix that fuckin' antenna?"
Section Sergeant: "Well we're in a hold squat pattern on that right now cause it's too dark and the wind is too high for them to fuck with it safely."
by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
Get the hold squat mug.The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”
“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022
Get the Squatch mug.a squat toilet; a low, ground-level bathroom fixture used for defecation and urination. More common in Eastern cultures, particularly public restrooms. See Wikipedia article for "squat toilet"
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