Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017

Slumpy

the heavy bodily feeling that one acquires from consuming shrooms or weed.

"My whole body is so heavy I feel so slumpy."
"I cant feel my bones am slumped"

by Havenk December 21, 2017

Slumpy

Grumpy due to lack of sleep causing a noticeable slump, for example:

Me: "You want some toast?"
Her: "Fuck of and die!"
Me: "Ahh it's fine she's just slumpy!"

Jon: "I just got a mouthful of Dave! What a knob!"
Steve: "Give him a break he's a bit slumpy."
Jon: He's still a knob though!"

by Dave Mcbum June 2, 2018

Slumpy boy

When you have worked so hard to a point where you can not go on anymore.

“My nigga carter has been at this without break for a while”

“Yeah he’s about to be a slumpy boy”

by Nigbruh October 27, 2018

Slumpy

The act of feeling extremely tired or worn out.

I don't know why I feel so slumpy today!

by FallonB. February 20, 2019

Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019

stumpy

someone with a short penis

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."

by anonymous September 15, 2020