Springer Syndrome is the addiction to dysfunctional television such as Housewives, Jerry Springer and Maury to feel better about themselves and their own lives.
Mom: “OH MY GOSH! I’ve been watching reality Tv all day!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”
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A springerstiefel femme is a lesbian who is very girlish and feminine, and tends to dress appropriately (skirts, simple patterns, like a dainty hat or something) but, for one reason or another, insists on wearing usually very well maintained combat boots, like Doc Martens with red laces.
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Dude, I was about to get head when she yanked my boxers down and I nearly took out an eye when I sproinged upwards
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I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.
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