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Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
by Mon-Star March 23, 2010
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Spring Break '98

An exclamation of exuberance. Something to say when overcome by the joy of the moment, an urge to celebrate with the freedom of youthful independence and total lack of responsibility. It is at once a complete sentence and state of mind.
by Valerie Hurt July 21, 2009
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Spring branch middle school

We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.
by Bughumper69 May 26, 2018
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spring-roll compliment

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.
It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway
by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011
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Springfield Monorail

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.
by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013
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Burrito Springs

A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .
“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”

“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”

“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”
by The 239 July 30, 2018
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Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
by slyest January 19, 2012
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