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springyport 

a springyport is a stupid ass bitch nigga who lies to his friends about tragedies. they also are a fake muslim and talk shit behind their friends. there also really FAT
illumination : bro yousif why u being a springyport

yousif : i ain’t fat nigga wtf wallahi
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springport

Otherwise known as springtucky, it is a small town in Michigan. It is overall a nice town where the people are friendly and loyal. But it also has a whole lot of drug and alcahol problems and the has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Michigan. If you are looking for a small town where people take great pride in tractors, FFA, and just overall lots of farming then this is the place to be!!
I work at a farm over in Springport.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026