Immoral Spoop

Spoop actin' immoral in the USSR again..

Spoop: So about 40 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick, so goddamn ha-
Leon: To the gulags, Spoop.
Spoop: NO NO WAI-
Leon: Smh immoral Spoop.

by BIGSpoop November 7, 2020

Swoopsy

Someone more popular with ladies than others. Doesn't beat around the bush like friends but swoops in and claims for his own. Person is called Swoopsy

'Yeah I was talking to a chick and Swoopsy came in and blagged her straight out!'

by Socrates January 19, 2005

Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

Spoots

The long stringy rubber band-like semen that can be squeezed out after ejaculation.

I used my spoots to seal an envelope.

The longest spoots Ive ever had was 6 inches.

by Tayraw Bennett April 14, 2010

Stoops

Informal slang for stupid

Max: Hey Zach, your'e kinda stoops.
Zach: Well your'e retarded.

by Apermax July 8, 2016

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010