Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

shockertunity

when a male (or female) is given the opportunity to perform the shocker with a female partner

"Dave totally had a shockertunity last night when he went home with that slutty piece of ass!"

by woolly morrow February 14, 2012

Shell shocker

kinda like the shocker, but instead of 2 in the pink one in the stink its one in the pink and 2 in the stink

she said she didnt want the shocker she wanted the shell shocker cuz she likes it in the BUTT

by Bigphil76 October 10, 2009

spacker

Spastic

Get out of my way, you fucking spacker

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Super Shocker

Two In the pink and one in the stink, plus a thumb on the clit(that's what makes it super)> A total of 4 fingers is invovled, all 5 if she's loose.

The Super Shocker is way more effective than a regular shocker.

by Anthony ESQ. September 18, 2006

the shocker

during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.

two for the pink, one for the stink

by Spadge March 8, 2003