Spanking the Crab

Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.

After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.

by Nasty Society January 26, 2011

Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.

Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008

spiking the lens

In television, film etc.
Spiking the lens is looking directly at the camera, possibly breaking a wall of reality.

We need another take, he was spiking the lens.

by jzilbek March 10, 2007

Sinking the Kursk

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.

"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"

by brizbraz February 23, 2009

Hull yuh modda stinking cunt

Used to tell someone who gets you mad

Example: Prakash told Sunita to hull yuh modda stinking cunt

by Khanalisee May 8, 2021

Spanking

The Spanish King.

(C'mon, what else could that word mean?)

When we were in Madrid, we were received in a Spanking Audience.

by not_the_king July 2, 2010

spinning basket

often performed in asian bath houses, this ancient practice involves a female (usually of oriental decent) dropping from the ceiling in a basket with her lower extemities hanging out of the basket while it is spinning eventually coming to rest on a gentleman's throbbing limb

I went to that whorehouse got a free spinning basket

by devoted fan May 14, 2003