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sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.
"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."
by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008
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spermherder

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.
My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.
by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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Sperm bubble

Your hitting it from the back....you put your dick in her ass and nut.She then farts and make a bubble.
anal fuck then nutting in her butt.Then she farts and blows a sperm bubble
by Mandingo Portsmouth 8 November 21, 2010
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Sperm Crusher

Female who believes that her vaginal canal is too sacred for sperm to travel through while seeking moments of pleasure found by receiving hot fecal matter shat upon her boobs in the middle of sucking a cock to chew or crush the sperm as it exits the penis so she knows it has not penetrated her puun. "Definition of a researcher from the UTHSC in San Antonio Neurology Lab"
After their romantic fondue dinner, Sergio and Sonya headed back to their hotel room where Sergio's raging shits turned into a second course of fondue for Sonya. She wanted dessert so the "sperm crusher" sucked his cock to make the topping for her sundae which cannot be found at Baskin Robbins.
by Da Carpenter April 27, 2011
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sperm whisperer

A man who is deft at the manipulation and consumption of copious amounts of semen while maintaining the illusion of being "one of the guys."
"Man! I thought that Steve was cool, it turns out he's just another Sperm Whisperer."
by HallowedrtheOri November 12, 2014
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spermer

A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue
kevin: fuck yo I just put my hand in a niggas nut on the handrail of the stair casing
Christian: yep them some spermer's living around here
by sir. louis belivadear October 4, 2016
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