spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!

by d to a the to the n-n-y December 13, 2008

Spaff

to hump, grope, rub on, fuck, excite, which usually ends in a sburro (see sburro)

We SPAFFED the pecora and puzzolente all night

eh Shmeeka so drunk she's topless..."SPAFFF!!!"

We don't go to the mall we dont go out to eat, all that we ever do is SPAFF in the sheets...

What do you do with any chick whos not girlfriend material, but has tits and an ass??? SPAFFFFFFFF!!!

by Master Cazzo April 18, 2008

splaff

When a male cums on a woman

"I Splaffed all over that girl i slept with last night"

by Barry Sharp December 23, 2002

spraffs

See spraff

by T-Spoon July 12, 2002

SPAFFY

A mixed breed dog, half Spaniel, half Staffy.

I say, could you get your Spaffy off my leg.

by CrossyCross87 January 9, 2021

splaffe

A cross between a spliff and an ace. Coined October 26, 2006. Traditionally, the two lines of the aces a 70s US term for joints are parallel. Spliff's lines bend out from one another, in symmetrical formation. Splaffes, then, feature one line that is curved outward, the other, straight.

Term coined while woman was not in underwear.

spliff + ace joint = splaffe

by kuygvkufydbv November 7, 2008

Spaffy

when you get all stickey after you just wanked

My hand is all spaffy

by Bobby Ballbageo December 16, 2008