spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can September 7, 2005

kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010

Spanking

to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child

I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

spanking

spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent bum

applaud to her magnificent bum by a spanking

by HughW March 21, 2017

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020