Shatnered

When you are so tired that you become convinced that William Shatner is a comic genius and start exhibiting Shatner behaviour known as "Shatner Moments"

"Manio, I'm a Shatnered Little Red Panda! I want to release a snuff horror film starring death row convicts with a soundtrack performed by sedated and lobotomised paedophile priests

by Dr. Benito Bunfster III jr. July 15, 2010

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

spannerhead

One whos head is full of spanners

What a spannerhead

by ultimasimon June 16, 2004

spanner

A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -

I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight

by AussieDave September 30, 2005

Sangered

The highest level of intoxication, often resulting in destructive tendencies.

Man I was so sangered last night

by Bianchiboy September 24, 2014

Spongered

To get slapped with something long, hard, and wet

I'm gonna spongered the fuck out of you.

by Spongered March 17, 2020

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003