sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

by pacfan834 December 26, 2007

Sober Sauce

1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.

2. Water

1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"

2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"

by Captain Morgan's First Mate February 14, 2006

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

sober feeding

(sarcasm) when a person is drunk and they feed the enemy team in an online video game.

Mayank already decided he will be sober feeding tonight.

by helloteam May 22, 2023

Team Sober

A team of two retards who get really drunk and proceed to tell everyone they are sober.

Team Sober? More like Team Drunk.

by asdfghjkl1234567890WU March 29, 2013

Host Sober

The level of sobriety required of a host when entertaining guests at a party in which everyone is smashed beyond belief.

Jim: DUDE, THIS PARTY'S AWESOME! THANKS FOR HOSTING! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

John: I can't enjoy it, dude. I'm host sober.

by Furious A November 20, 2011

facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

by xx.kw April 11, 2010