dome socked 

The act of getting punched in the side of the head (in or around the temple area). The dome sock usually occurs so quickly that the dome sockee is usually too unexpecting to avoid such a blow, and too stunned to fight back thereafter.

Man, Jamal was just eatin' his chicken sandwich, and then THAT NIGGA GOT DOME SOCKED!

dome socked by bitch ass nyukka March 15, 2009

Showertime Shakedown 

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

Showertime Shakedown by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

Bandage Soaker by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

Soft soaped 

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

Soft soaped by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

toad soaker 

An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.

The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.

toad soaker by P.J. Pumpernickle June 17, 2012

Butter Socked 

Socks with 1 pound of butter in them each, they are swung like mad and are used as a Melee weapon.

Did you hear about Alex, he go butter socked!

Butter Socked by Hotdog max May 24, 2016

Southern Soaker 

When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.

Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.

Southern Soaker by Dot dot dick January 2, 2019