Sling Blade

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.

"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."

by Big Joe October 31, 2003

Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.

When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.

by Slang sayer August 30, 2022

schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

by anonymous purple August 13, 2018

sling frog

heroesque attachment while drunk ( like the neon colored jungle frogs)

jumping up and attaching to a pole would be considering sling frogging as apposed to being sober and falling would be considerd stupidity

by dirty g man January 16, 2009

Slinging Canal

Female promoting her sexual desires

Friend 1: hey man you see brittney flirting with all them guys at the party last night
Friend 2: yea dude she was out there slinging canal, cat daddy.

by Cat Daddy6.9 April 21, 2019

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014