slimy monkey

When a guy cums on a girls face, and slaps her with a banana while she still has at least one finger in his ass.

"Bro I took Kate home last night and still had my banana from lunch on the counter! You know I had to give her a Slimy Monkey, she's still washing her hair!"

by VicJizzBert. October 22, 2013

Slimy Cyclops

While receiving oral sex, you sneeze and wipe it off with the back of your hand. Before climax, backhand your partner with said hand, and cum in partner's eye.

Chick was a freak, asked for the slimy cyclops while giving me head. Luckily for her I had a monster sneeze brewing.

by Bitch What?? August 3, 2008

Slimy Furgina

What you get when you touch a girl's leg on a friday.

A.K.A. Masturbation.

"Hey John, you got plans this weekend?" "I think I am getting laid. pause "gettin sum slimy furgina, hehe"

by T$hustluh August 29, 2009

slimy sally

A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.

She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.

by Dirty Sanchez June 5, 2004

slimy transcript fabricators

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.

We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

You slimy dawg

Someone who is being sneaky or flirty or funny idk man it’s just fun to say

Oh tuck tuck you got takeout? You slimy dawg

by Yourdad515 March 22, 2021

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010