skeezers

A nasty hoe, sumone dat gets around

A gurl dat swears she cute but really aint (hot mess)

Man, that gurl Shaquita and her friends are fuckin skeezers
i kno man she fuck everything wit a dick

by Reaquannita January 5, 2006

Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

by YumYum69 March 1, 2009

skeezer

Term used by a large black man on Jerry Springer to describe a fat, ugly trailer trash female who was banging her newphew

Black Guy - "You a dirty Skeezer!"
Crowd - "SKEEZER! SKEEZER! SKEEZER!"

by Fraser November 18, 2004

sgeezer

Is a person who is sneaky and sleezy at the same time. Can be a man or woman usually a man.

Your boyfriend over there is a sgeezer, flirting with all those ladies.

by AlyseP December 25, 2007

Sleezure

A sudden and unexpected attack of drowsiness or fatigue; passing out from exhaustion.

Archer: "I swear to God, if Mark makes me work double shifts one more time I'm going to..." *snore*
Holly: "What's wrong with him?"
Greg: "Sleezure."

by lemon cup February 13, 2009

sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

by psiidagama October 24, 2014

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

by The average human March 2, 2016