a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 27, 2006

smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

by steph March 25, 2004

smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

smashed out

v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.

It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.

"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."

"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."

by University Inn April 24, 2008

stashed

when something is hidden from view of everyone else appart from the people in the gang ect.
usually in a bust ect.

jack: sik m8 i just stashed some booze for when we go camping
bill: sik m8, i bought some fireworks aswell, lets stash them so the dibble don't find them

by siked November 25, 2007

Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

slashdotted

When a web site becomes virtually unreachable because too many people are trying to access to it after the site has been mentioned on another web site. The term was born at the Slashdot nerd news service. (www.slashdot.org)

"I can't load the page, the site must be slashdotted"
"You got the Google cache? The site's slashdotted"

by Anonymous November 5, 2002