Crumpety

Recreational sex with no pain or humiliation, just good sex with no next morning analysis

Bluebell needed her crumpety and Bumski was only too happy to oblige her with a good hard joyous fuck.

by Bumski December 21, 2002

a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 22, 2006