synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
by Keev23eev April 5, 2011
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Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.
Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.
Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Yeah, when I just sing as loud as I can, it doesn't matter how out of key I am. I'm such a Van Yell-Sing.
by Abraham Van Yell-Sing October 8, 2011
Get the Van Yell-Sing mug.Some that Invites you to a pre-planned event or was invited to an event and confirmed their invite in advance. Typically in a group text or online. Then the day of the event they ghost you or they send a group message back right before the event and suggest an alternative more than likely no one will want to do, event if they set the event up or you may see them driving away from their house as you pull up to pick them up because the person asked you to and they said something like "I'm on my way home" and you would say what I was supposed to pick you up at 6, its 5:55 and I just say you drive out of your garage. It also can mean showing up late without notice to something like a Birthday party and bringing a 6 pack of beer when 7 people are at the party then drinking other people beer and eating all the food. For Showing up late it could also mean they invited you to a bar or restaurant at x time. you show up and then they they late and ghost you or respond sorry, or make an excuse and show up very late. Being a Sing is being defined as Basically is an inconsiderate action to friends where the person has no remorse or even they get upset if you say something about what they did or are doing, like your the inconsiderate one for bringing it up. Somehow they don't think their action is rude or inconsiderate and they think your rude for mentioning their faults and sometimes they say bullshit back.
We all planned to go to the bowling then he pulled a sing. He was late to my Birthday at was starting at 6 and he said he was bring the beer he didn't text us back and then showed up 7 with a six pack of cheap beer he wouldn't drink and there was 7 of us at the party. He text us all to go to the club friday night and 30 minutes before we supposed to meet text us to meet at the buffet, when we said we already ate we supposed to go to the club at 8pm he said he aint going he just going he just going to the buffet instead, even though he made the plans. Pullin a Sing is defined as rude and inconsideration person who ghost you or messes up scheduled plans.
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Get the sing mug.Wigger- wanna be black man. Thinks he is cool but is not. Uses words such as faggot, bitch,Big Don Dodda - extent of vocabulary.
Has an internet complex similar to little man syndrome. Thinks he is smart and a badass when in reality he is nothing but a geek with a keyboard.
Can be recognized by his spite for women due to constant rejection and lame attempts at flaming.
Has an internet complex similar to little man syndrome. Thinks he is smart and a badass when in reality he is nothing but a geek with a keyboard.
Can be recognized by his spite for women due to constant rejection and lame attempts at flaming.
by crackah May 4, 2005
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Okay, if you are this bored, nothing i can do will help you. This is when you type the keyboard but then say the ending lines of the alphabet song. I know your bored, let's see who can be bored enough to read this first. Next question, What did John Locke do???? I'm guessing you don't know because you type random shit during social studies class.
Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
by tecopux October 4, 2021
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