Samuel L. Jackson

1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.

"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."

by Maggy June 13, 2003

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009

Simultanatelephobia

The fear of trying to call someone at the exact moment they are trying to call you, and thus being irrationally afraid to pick up the phone for fear that the party trying to reach you would receive a busy signal. This mental illness was very common before the advent of "call waiting".

The nervous bitch wouldn't let anyone use the phone because of her simultanatelephobia.

by Alan V. February 19, 2005

samuela

Samuela is a very beautiful person. She can be nice but when you do what she don't want she can be angry. She is very popular and known. Also she can speak very much. Many people don't like that.

Samuela shut up!

by Your Nickname January 2, 2017

simulation high

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation

Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

by reese davies July 9, 2018

Simcel

A simcel is a combination of the word simp and incel, the simcel possesses both the ability for and innate sense of misogyny, while simultaneously simping after women.

Shae: Terence is kinda a simcel though.
Tom: Yes! Especially for Zoe.

by BinaryBae March 23, 2020

Samuel Dimovski

He is so fucking fat and he doesnt wash his balls

Bro have u seen how fat samuel dimovski is

by Bchckgxktzkyzjgzjf, April 6, 2022