siamonic

derived from Siamese cat & demonic, a constellation of negative and annoying traits only Siamese cats have ie. loud meowing, attention seeking etc.

Fiona's acting so siamonic tonight I wanna slap her!

by Tupac Insecure August 19, 2009

Siamese Beef Injection

The act of fornication with Siamese twins conjoined at the vagina.

Dude I totally gave those bitches a Siamese Beef Injection last night!

by beefinjection September 24, 2010

Shmammerd

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.

Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"

by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012

Siamese boyfriends

Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship

"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."

by badshirley October 26, 2013

siamese twinning

When you are being cock-blocked so hard by a girls friend that she doesn't leave her side the whole entire night.

Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.

That girl is always siamese twinning with her friend, you never have the chance to make a move.

by berger321 November 17, 2014

silami orgasm

A sheman who has a big forehead but is covered up by her eyebrows. And every night she sticks two fists up her vagina over a ardnut called will. Also can be referred to as an ogre . Silami is a very special young lady who considers a goldfish named libbie to be one of her few friends .

Who’s that who is friends with a gold fish named libbie . Oh that’s silami orgasm the one with the eyebrows .

by Cabbage C 1010 November 21, 2018

SICAMO

A group of friends that will forever exist no matter the distance, hardships, and differences. They love each other to death and would help each other no matter what. They're probably the strongest most loving friend group to ever exist. They've changed a life if not more. They're not fake like people now days. They're real and they are rare and precious/ They are a group of friends that will live, love, and laugh forever. They're someone's definition of family, acceptance, happiness, and love.

SICAMO is the best thing to ever happen to me.

by LaetaLaeta December 26, 2018