Shocker

What to do on live TV and stuff

People doing the shocker in public

by Shockerman May 13, 2005

The shocker

Two fingers in the clit and one in the anus

Two in the pink, one in the stink - the shocker

by spdemn May 17, 2004

Shocker

A name for a penis when being used sexually.

When she pulled down my boxers, out came my shocker.

by The Hangman July 7, 2009

the shocker

It's actually...

One for the stink, two for the pink, and one to pet the mink.

Kasha was looking good in the hall, so I pulled out the shocker squad badge, and went to work

by Dr. Billl November 6, 2006

Hymen's Shocker

Adding the horizontal movement of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker.

Bro, I gave my girl the Hymen's shocker the other day and she loved it!

by Callmedoctor March 19, 2013

Cardassian Shocker

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010

Golgotha Shocker

What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.

The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.

by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014