shitkicker

A male who lives out in the country. Like a cabbage girl, a shitkicker usually lives on a farm.

Girls go for the shitkickers; women go for the city boys.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Shidick

When you fuck sumone up tha ass and u get shit on your dick

ayo,dat bitch iz nasty, i got shidick from her.

by Toof Pic July 8, 2004

shitdiculus

when something is or someone is full of shit or the time is shitty and ridiculus it is shitdiculus

that is fucking Shitdiculus

by chefdiculus September 25, 2007

shihicky

when a person takes a crap on girl's face, then she proceeds to give you a hicky

"Guy: My girl Shelia just gave me a shihicky.
Guy 2: Dude WTF..."

by Ronnie744 June 13, 2011

shitpickle

a turd

I'm about to can some shitpickles.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017