sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

by max j July 14, 2005

sharpie

A permanent marker that easily makes you high, dizzy or both. Either way, it kills your brain cells.

Slash: Torch, I think you got a problem.
Torch: What is it?
Slash: I think...you're addicted to sharpies.
Torch: What? No I aint.
Slash: Uh, you're sniffing it right now.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

sharai

A total cutie, if you find a Sharai you are the luckiest person on earth. She is sexy and smart and funny and looks great in anything. Sharai has an incredibly caring side and couldnt hurt a fly she can read you soul and always knows exactly how to cheer you up, she is crazy addicted to chocolate and never exercises but some how is a real slim girl who looks fit and sexy af all the time. To top it off she has great tits and a good ass and is the best at sex she's a little kinky but youll always have a good time, shes also bisexual meaning she will be down for a threesome, she can also do good stuff with her tongue ;) never let go of a sharai you would probably kys if u lost her because once youve seen her youll never be able to nut at anyone else again

person 1: "yo dude whos the hotttttieee"
person 2: "Thats Sharai bro"
person 1: "holy shit my dicks hard already"

by climx69696969 November 12, 2018

sharpie

Sharpie: An australian youth subculture which existed rougly between the years of 1971-1979, that is, for most of the 1970's. They were most prevalent in Melbourne but grew to encompass both Sydney and Adelaide. They were different from the majority of youth at the time as they wore neat clothes and generally had short, neatly trimmed hair. They were a unique Melbourne subculture who wore clothes and shoes made by local tailors and shoe makers and listened to local rock & roll bands such as Lobby Loyde's Coloured Balls, Buster Brown, Hush, Skyhooks and AC/DC. They hung out around shopping centres and were itimidating in both their appearence and mannerisms. Eventually the sharpie era effectively came to an end with the advent of disco and the fact that it was almost a requirement that you grew your hair longer so you would be allowed into clubs.

"sharpie, sharpie, sharpie!"

by storkman November 28, 2007

Shardine

Taking a dump in a friend's toilet and closing the lid without flushing, similar to a sardine in a can.

Aw damn! Jon was over last night and used the upstairs bathroom. He left me a fuckin' shardine!

by JermBoy May 31, 2010

shariden

Shariden is a girl that loves everyone and everything. she loves animals and appreciates the arts. her favorite thing to do is help others. is a spitfire when she is pissed

"This group of kids are pretty well behaved."
"That's because they're friends with Shariden"

by The Real Bombshell March 15, 2015

sharaiah

Sharaiah is a very fun girl to be around. She knows how to have a good time. She has a fat ASS. But she is very sensitive when it comes to the people she lives and care for. She has been through a lot in her life that she doesn’t like to talk about. She also keeps her friend group small. She can be very freaky when she wants.

I need a sharaiah

by Ggfhggh December 27, 2018