Selective Enjoyment

When your friend does something you find hilarious, but you know if your sworn enemy did the exact same thing it wouldn't be funny, it'd be cringy af

Tammy: "Maybe we should laugh at her jokes too, we're being hypocrites."
Stacy: "It's not hypocrisy, it's selective enjoyment."

by Fabijoow May 14, 2020

pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.

A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.

by gator27 July 23, 2011

Select Male

Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.

Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.

by somedudewithnothingbettertodo April 27, 2023

Selective Ghosting

When one chooses to respond on one communication platform while ignoring questions or conversations on another.

Benny keeps DMing me on instagram but hasn’t answered my texts. Selective ghosting at its finest.

by #10 November 11, 2021

natural selection

a game that combine rts with a fps stature. Aliens vs Marines(Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines)) in the future. Great hl1 mod, dont understand the bitching about the upgrading or balancing. Its more the map placement of res towers than anything else.

I knifed 2 onos in a row today. Panoolied.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

Selective Communism

The act of propagating an agenda within a public facility such as a school, of a specific spiritual/religious book, or other aspects of it such as a bible, while staff would ignore sonething like The Koran, or even The Book Of The Law, and The Satanic Bible. This could also go for a Parochial school within Christendom, that would ban specifically forbid one having a Koran, maybe even more so than a Gnostic Book or bible.

Biology Instructor: Hey, Alison, I will need to confiscate your Bible. Alison: What.. why, I have all my work done, and another student has a mini Koran? Biology Instructor: It's against the Code of Conduct now, and it's a war waging book. Alison: Now that is Selective Communism!

by Jay Leo April 25, 2015

Selective Intelligence

Disinterest or extreme infatuation with any given subject dependent on a lot of social and non-social paradigms and factors.

Selective Intelligence for example myself: "Making friends from lies was never a past time I was fond of however I could talk all day about the many potential avenues that any given "choice" could lead to."

by PlantManchine July 30, 2018