Secretarianise

To ejaculate/jack-off into another's anus,

As seen in the movie 'Secretary'

Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...

by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006

Secuntary

Pronounced " Seh-cunt-tary" A word to describe a secretary who is well past her prime. A miserable old, battleaxe that has nothing better to do.

My Secretary is useless, she is such a secuntary.

by laxplayer2 June 28, 2017

Sexretary

Sexretary: noun. A Sexretary is someone you hire to book all or some of your Dick Appointments for you. Anyone who frequently “hooks up with” or has casual sex with men/dick-havers that has a hard time keeping up with all of their meet-ups/hook-ups(or “dick appointments”), may want to hire a Sexretary to schedule and handle all of your dick appointments. Secretaries are not exclusive to those who schedule dick appointments, they can be hired for anyone who may or may not need help with scheduling their dates for them.

“Melissa, it seems like you’re always talking to different guys and hooking up with someone new every week! Props to you girl, I don’t know how you do it!”
“I know, I can’t even keep up sometimes! It’s almost like I need a secretary to handle all of my dick appointments.”
“You mean a Sexretary?”

by Weirdlyspecific July 30, 2019

secretard

A believer in the law of attraction described in the book titled The Secret.

A secretard blames victims for manifesting the bad things that happened to them.

by Gloria Santos February 17, 2022

Secretariat

A once-famous , now-forgotten horse from somewhere in Virginia.

-Man, did you see the new Secretariat statue in Ashland by RMC?

-Yeah. Wow. That has to be the butt ugliest statue of all time. It’s disproportionate, obscenely large, and it’s oriented in such a manner that every passerby has to look up its ass. What a tremendous waste of money.

by Horse’s Ass 1 May 28, 2024

Fat Sexretary

A person that thinks they are doing a real job...but are only the secretary to everyone in the building.

Rodbert thought he had a real job...but he was nothing but a no good fat sexretary to everyone in the building !!!!! WHORE !!!!

by Sweetlou2 September 14, 2021