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Slumping

One Human Humping Another while Asleep...

Sleep + Humping.... often done when both partners have PJs on.
One Night after a Long day at Work Bob Briefly Slumped Jane.... the Slumping was not of a duration that Jane found Acceptable.

Jane was left unfullflled.
by DanielD June 16, 2010
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sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.
Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke
by ignor September 18, 2004
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schmaling

a tall faget, abnormally tall and gay
abnormally tall and gay
by u no who it is April 28, 2004
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Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".
Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
by J-Rym June 14, 2010
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Sculpting Water

A term used to describe something that is impossible to do
1) it's like trying to sculpt water.

2) I have more chance of sculpting water then....
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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Cumpling

Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.
"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018
by 666ieatass666 June 6, 2018
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Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder
I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!
by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014
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