"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"
"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."
"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."
"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
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The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021
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by Waffle1234567 May 13, 2013
Get the Scrumladite mug.A Scrimple is a term used to describe a minuscule amount of something. Mostly used when it's the last bit of something which won't really do the job but it will have to do.
Spud: Tea anyone?
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!
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