Scrumple

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"

by llamacardigan June 18, 2013

scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis

During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021

Scrumladite

Beautiful princess with beautiful meme usage

Nev is a scrumladite I love her

by Waffle1234567 May 13, 2013

Scrimple

A Scrimple is a term used to describe a minuscule amount of something. Mostly used when it's the last bit of something which won't really do the job but it will have to do.

Spud: Tea anyone?
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!

by Sir. SpudLock July 31, 2019

escrumpled

a combination of scrambled and crumpled, with a latino or spanglish accent

Sarah: I can't make the bed when the covers are all escrumpled on the floor like this!

by Jpeas August 17, 2019

Scrambled Egg

To have sex with your female partner during menstruation

Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg

by Pom123 April 8, 2022