slimy scrotum

A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.

Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."

by EAT DA POO POO November 30, 2010

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005

Scrotum Knight

A person who is dedicated to serving and protecting the scrotum.

Dude, he's a righteous scrotum knight!

by Ichabod Crane April 8, 2006

Scrotumnavigate

An amalgamation of the words Scrotum and Circumnavigate.

To avoid an issue, and come back to where you started.

Proverbially, to beat around the bush.

John: Dude, why is my girlfriend's bra is hanging on the end of your bed?

Fred: Well, see it's time to do the washing and, hey, what are you doing this Friday? Do you want to go to the club?

John: Dude, don't scrotumnavigate the issue.

by BarelyMyself March 14, 2009

scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.

my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.

by fartsafety January 3, 2009

Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).

"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."

by Krayon December 15, 2013

scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.

After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.

by bobjoebill March 16, 2017