scrapple

GRINDED PIG!
May be in a can.

Grind up a pig, put it in a can,
Scrapple!
Grind up a pig, put it in a can,
Scrapple!
Yes I am a Scapple man,
I think I'll have another can.
Grind up a pig, put it in a can,
Scrapple!

by Dracus October 17, 2004

scrappleface

It's the facial expression you must maintain when your know what your saying is absolute bull shit, but your trying to convince your listener it's the absolute truth.
Very similar to a poker face, but with verbal exchange or debate.

He had to maintain his scrappleface when he tried to convince his girl friend that the panties she found in his back seat were his sisters.

by Scott O August 4, 2006

mind scrambler

Giving a girl 7 orgasms in under 5 minutes causing her mind to become jumbled (scrambled)
Results in an inability to walk, move or think clearly for a few minutes

(after sex)
J: "My mind feels all scrambled"
"That's because I gave you a mind scrambler"

by zgz August 23, 2008

Pig Scramble

In a club, at the end of a night when the lights go on and all the remaining fat ugly girls scramble to find a guy that is drunk enough to bring them home

Kirkland Lake Guy One: "Dude, did you participate in the pig scramble?"

Kirkland Lake Guy Two: "Yeah, my girl was at least 250. I slayed that dragon".

by Pathogens January 5, 2009

5-0 scramble

its when your doing something illegal and the cops come and you run away you have to yell it though

oh shit 5-0 scramble!!!

by hey what r u eating April 30, 2005

scrumpledina

A person who loves sugary delights such as candy, cake, cupcakes, frosting, bakery items, etc. A person with a strong sweet tooth.

Did you seriously just eat that jar of frosting and that box of peeps?!?! You're such a scrumpledina!

by Joshua Chabot May 18, 2010

Scrambled Eggs

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.

"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"

by Busaman June 27, 2009