Sploof

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

by anonymous August 27, 2014

sploof

The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.

Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.

by Roxas November 29, 2006

sploof

a word that a clown says to annoy someone

man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away

by ace101.2 January 21, 2010

Sploof

Another way to say bullshit or crap, if someones lying, etc.

"I once fought a bear."
What a load of sploof.

by Fannni February 22, 2011

sploof

Sploof (Noun)

1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.

2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.

WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?

by Magichound July 20, 2004

sploof

highly intoxicated to the point where you're about to toss more cookies then a keebler elf

dude, I'm sploofed...wheres the bathroom

by Dirt January 25, 2005

sploof

Tobacco and Marijuana mixed together for smoking purposes usually rolled in cigarette form or smoked from a bowl.

I just rolled up a sploof, down to smoke?

by thejmlowry September 27, 2011