A person who claims to be a practicing muslim but eats pork (claims it's just bits), has sex, and does drugs. He is the man in the high tower that looks down at others for not adhering to his own moral values. It's also easy for him to repent and pray for forgiveness because he -unlike others- will always find his way back to Allah.
Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.
by ksalam January 10, 2021
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For example, two friends doing furry role play alone together but since no one else is there to see it they cannot be cringe nor based
For example, two friends doing furry role play alone together but since no one else is there to see it they cannot be cringe nor based
Drew :“Lilli and Myah in 8th grade were a total example of Schrodinger’s cringe.”
Isaac: “yeah they had no idea how annoying they were”
Isaac: “yeah they had no idea how annoying they were”
by Bajur December 15, 2021
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(Person 2 is losing to person 3 in a fighting game)
Person 1: Dude, you know that's punishable on block right?
Person 2: It is?
Person 3: No it's not don't listen to him :)
Person 2: Wait so you're telling me all this time I played this game thinking that attack was unpunishable?!
Person 1: A real big case of Schrodinger's plus frame huh?
Person 1: Dude, you know that's punishable on block right?
Person 2: It is?
Person 3: No it's not don't listen to him :)
Person 2: Wait so you're telling me all this time I played this game thinking that attack was unpunishable?!
Person 1: A real big case of Schrodinger's plus frame huh?
by Ratz! March 25, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's plus frame mug.Schrödinger's feminism is a type of feminism that has a hypocritical double standard. In it, anything in the world where men have dominance is declared proof of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy, whereas places where women have dominance (education) is seen as proof that men are inferior. Likewise, men's failures are laughed at while women's successes are applauded. Men's struggles are dismissed as their own fault or even something they deserve. Male led societies are evil while female led societies are justified. Notable purveyors of this ideology include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, and to a small extent also Elizabeth Badinter.
Friend 1: I really feel like my gender studies class is super biased. They claim that men running things is evil but at the same time if women were atop the hierarchy it would be justified when things are reversed.
Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.
Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.
by PeterGriffindorVoxMan July 11, 2023
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Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"
Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"
Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"
Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"
Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023
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"That girl from the bar last night sent me some mpegs of her stripping." "Have you watched them yet?" "No, it's still Schrödinger's porn. For all I know it could just be a rickroll."
by snobiwan November 3, 2009
Get the Schrödinger's porn mug.A delightfully perplexing cosmic conundrum paying homage to the renowned physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his pivotal role in the development of the first nuclear bomb. This whimsical phenomenon embodies the essence of quantum absurdity, where one's taste buds are suspended in a state of delectable uncertainty. Picture this: sinking your teeth into a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie while simultaneously stubbing your toe on an oblivious coffee table. In that fleeting moment, the universe playfully merges the blissful sweetness of the cookie with the agonizing pain of the stubbed toe, leaving you to ponder the paradoxical wonders of Schrodinger's Oppenheimer. It's a hilariously explosive collision of culinary and physical sensations, a true testament to the peculiar twists and turns of existence. Only those with a knack for cosmic mishaps can fully appreciate the quantum flavors and toe-tapping oddities of this deliciously absurd phenomenon.
In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.
In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.
I was in the kitchen with my slime baking edibles when I accidentally pulled Schrodinger's Oppenheimer.
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!
by Foreskin Master July 18, 2023
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