schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schmocked

To be high due to cannibis/marajuana (schmock).

'This is some good weed'
'I know man I'm totally schmocked'

'Dude, lets go get schmocked'

by Badboy2k12 November 6, 2012

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater

If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.

by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017

Schmacker

A device you can schmack or hit, for example a Juul, Dab pen, etc.

Joe: Hey Karen can I use your Schmacker? I need some nic.

Karen: Hell yea Joe, who am I to take away someone’s buzz?

by cbergin13 July 15, 2018

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

schickerling

The opitomy of awesomeness. To describe a god and to rule over all. Talented and resourceful

Frank: Are you sure you dont have a Schickerling in you?

Susan: not that I know of
Frank: Would you like to? BOOM

by DSchick810529 July 12, 2021