schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

Schmoovey

Sex + movie (like Netflix and Chill, but better)

Want to come over and schmoovey?

by Mexicarlos007 April 24, 2018

schmodder

Swiss German word for garbage.

to an untalented artist: your painting is schmodder.

by sgitkene July 18, 2018

schmooze

To be shy!

Ujih john was schmoozed at the occasion

by Ujih john June 1, 2018

Schmooze

A level above flirt. Usually to impress the opposite sex.

“Zach you’re being a schmooze”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021